I will never understand why people follow religions, it is much better to follow something that does not oppress or control free thought. With this in mind I found this rather amusing list:
1. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
2. Beer does not tell you how to have sex.
3. Beer has never caused a major war.
4. They don’t force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.
5. When you have beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.
6. Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
7. You don’t have to wait 2,000 years for a second beer.
8. There are laws saying that beer labels cannot lie to you.
9. You can prove you have a beer.
10. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.